Joke Of The Day

This is the story of Akpos who visits a rich mans house.
Below is the dialogue between AKPOS and the MAID of aa rich man
MAID: Mr Akpos! What would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
AKPOS: Tea pls.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
AKPOS: Ceylon tea pls.

MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
AKPOS: White. ...

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
AKPOS: With milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
AKPOS: Cow's milk.

MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
AKPOS: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.

MAID: Would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
AKPOS: Sugar.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
AKPOS: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
AKPOS: Abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water...

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
AKPOS: Mineral water.

MAID: flavored or non flavored?
AKPOS: Infact get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
AKPOS: Abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit...