Joke Of The Day | Akpos The Zebra

Mr Akpos fiancee said to him, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?"
She said, "I'll be calling u TIGER". "Why?" he asked.
"Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart
& very good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?"

Mr Akpos said, "Zebra"
The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet.
Why did u choose such a lovely name?"
"Because of ur STRETCH MARKS"

Have a great day!

#NewMusic: Olly - Repete cc @YungBoss_Olly

Olly born Omidiji Olaoluwa, a.k.a Yungboss, is an 18 year old artiste based in Lagos, Nigeria. Debuted with his first single  'BE MY LOVE' just last year. He got hold of BLACKMAGIC's "REPETE" instrumental (Prod by Xela) and did justice to it with his "REPETE {Cover}". Listen and enjoy!

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#GospelMusic: Revelations - Fowokanmi ft Chel + Koseemani ft TY cc @Rev4Revelations

Ladies and Gentlemen stand up!!! Nigeria stand up!!!
As Revelations the fast rising gospel Emcee with a divine touch drops his debut singles titled Fowokanmi  (produced by TOLUccI) and Koseemani (produced by Emozino) on the 28th of Sept..
He features divinely gifted and inspiring singers Chel and TY in the respective tracks with water tight indigenous lyrical deliveries!

The song Fowokanmi (Touch me)  talks about the power that the hand  of  God carries and the Touch of God. The Touch of God doeth many wonders..It heals,It restores,It delivers,It gives life and It provides" - Mark 8:22-25,psalm16:11  while

The song Koseemani (Can't do without) talks bout the importance  of  Jesus in our lives. We just can't do without Him because without Him,we are Nothing!! -John 14:6,John15:5
Download, share and listen to it over and over again!

DOWNLOAD KOSEEMANI
DOWNLOAD FOWOKANMI

#CESM Hangout with Gov Fashola &M.I LIVE on Google+ Time: 6pm Click ow.ly/p7269 To RSVP

Hangout with Governor Fashola and M.I LIVE on Google+ on Tonight by 6pm!
The Lagos State ambassador for Energy M.I Abaga will be moderating as the Governor of Lagos State, Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola, SAN, talks about energy conservation in his first ever Google+ Hangout.

To participate in this Hangout, RSVP here,click here-----» ow.ly/p7269

Log on to www.lseb.gov.ng for more information. Follow the conversation
on social media #CESM

#CESM Hangout with Governor Fashola and M.I LIVE on Google+ on Friday, September 27

Hangout with Governor Fashola and M.I LIVE on Google+ on Friday,
September 27 at 6pm! #CESM

On September 27 at 6pm, Lagos State ambassador for Energy M.I Abaga
will be moderating as the Governor of Lagos State, Mr. Babatunde Raji
Fashola, SAN, talks about energy conservation in his first ever Google+
Hangout.

To participate in this Hangout, RSVP here,click here ow.ly/p7269

Log on to www.lseb.gov.ng for more information. Follow the conversation
on social media #CESM

Morale Of The Day [Don't Tell Me Nonsense]

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: N10.00
Lady: And how long have you
been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and
you have 3 packs a day which
puts your spending each month
at
$900.
In one year, it would be
$10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
$10,800 not accounting for
inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at
$162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if
you hadn't smoked, that money
could have been put in
a step-up interest savings
account and after accounting
for compound interest for the
past 15 years,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari
then?

Morale of the story: Don't let anybody tell you nonsense.
You can be a brand ambassador for Dunhill Tobacco Company tomorrow.
Show some examples and practice what you preach.