Tuesday 24 September 2013

Morale Of The Day [Don't Tell Me Nonsense]

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: N10.00
Lady: And how long have you
been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and
you have 3 packs a day which
puts your spending each month
at
$900.
In one year, it would be
$10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
$10,800 not accounting for
inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at
$162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if
you hadn't smoked, that money
could have been put in
a step-up interest savings
account and after accounting
for compound interest for the
past 15 years,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari
then?

Morale of the story: Don't let anybody tell you nonsense.
You can be a brand ambassador for Dunhill Tobacco Company tomorrow.
Show some examples and practice what you preach.

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