Joke Of The Day | Akpos The Zebra

Mr Akpos fiancee said to him, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names".
He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?"
She said, "I'll be calling u TIGER". "Why?" he asked.
"Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart
& very good in BEDmatics".
She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?"

Mr Akpos said, "Zebra"
The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet.
Why did u choose such a lovely name?"
"Because of ur STRETCH MARKS"

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